There is much to be learned from the many colours available in chicken eggs. If you get them when still warm, the colour can be wiped off - but once they harden, too late. The brown ones actually form from blood pigment - ewwww, but the pretty blue ones, they're a different breed altogether - the Aracauna chicken. Ah yes, much to be learned about harvesting chicken eggs - nature's perfect food - and when the yolk's blown out - windchimes!
On a warmer day, this pretty bell would ring for service from the roadside. Our wee cottage industry of selling cottage friendly furnishings sits, quietly, in it's various sheds and storage rooms. 
Oh, he's a bonny little laddy!!! With the might and the will and the stick poised just so, a silly bottle of beer could ne'er defend it's net...unless, is it so?...is it just possible?...that the bonny little lad is intimidated by my sturdy guard??? He won't look me in the eye....he's fearful to be sure!!! Aye... the lowly bottle 'o guinness reigns over all!!! He doesn't shoot...he doesn't score....he shivers and quakes at my very presence!!! Does this ice make me look fat, then?
Dance, weiner dog dance!!! The footprint of a 'dauchsy' is easily identified by the splay pattern of the toes. While taller, more regal dogs practically skip between the snowflakes, the inveterate wiener dog's huge, spongy pads don't hold him back, so much as launch him into his next step. If you should go to the woods today...and spot footprints that look more like a bouquet of upturned daisies...they would be those of the elusive wiener dog.
