Treed!

Life's not fair for a no-legged weiner dog. There IS a chipmunk in the tree and it's a long way up. Eventually, it will have to eat....and then be eaten. That's the plan....and...then...it all...just....becomes too much. Strategy rest required.

When Quiet Comes...

...it can come in the shape of rather corpulent wiener dog, and at our house, it often does. He's stubborn, smart, slow to run and doesn't bend easily, but when a heart needs holding, Casey the legless wiener dog holds on tight with all four wrists.

Dooo.....Your Ears Hang Low.....?

The wind on his face on a sunshiney day. Nothing whatsoever to worry about in weiner dog land...except a potential R.I.D.E. program and that dadblasted breathalyzer test!

Milan is Calling....

Casey, the weiner dog, has always been a bit of a poser, but with his girth expansion over the past few years, we really thought his pinup days to be over.
Soooo, imagine our surprise when friend, Willi, asked for a 'side shot-full body' pic of the dastardly dachshund. Casey was, of course, happy to comply - as you can plainly see. Unlike other celebrities who worry about where their photos will turn up, Casey is merely grateful. Fading fame can be a cruel mistress.
Willi didn't mention why or where the photo was needed, but if we see him on the cover of the next Vanity Fair, well, some heavy negotiating will definitely be in order.

Dog Day Afternoon

What's a weiner dog to do? The house is for sale, This White Shed may be moving....can a dachshund abandonment be far behind? Naaahhhhh, that's one thing that's certain...once a wily weiner dog weedles his way into your life, you're a bit stuck.

A Wiener Dog on the Hand is Worth Two Hounds in the Bush

Dance, weiner dog dance!!! The footprint of a 'dauchsy' is easily identified by the splay pattern of the toes. While taller, more regal dogs practically skip between the snowflakes, the inveterate wiener dog's huge, spongy pads don't hold him back, so much as launch him into his next step. If you should go to the woods today...and spot footprints that look more like a bouquet of upturned daisies...they would be those of the elusive wiener dog.

...and with that, the carnage was complete....

Sometimes a weiner dog takes a long winters nap and wakes up to the moment having passed....all presents unwrapped, all people gone to the table, and life as he knew it returns to it's pre-Christmas routine.